Wednesday, July 22, 2009

More Jayda-isims

I found Jayda playing on the computer when she's not allowed to do it by herself.
Cori: "Jayda. You know you're not allowed to play on the computer unless you ask and I'm with you."

Jayda: "Well Mom, I'm talking to someone."

Cori: "You don't talk on the computer. It's not a phone."

Jayda: "I'm not talking on the phone. I'm talking by sending emails."

Cori: "Regardless, you're not allowed to do that whenever you want without asking."

Jayda: "Yes I can. I'm emailing Jesus and you told me I could talk to him whenever I want no matter where I am or what I'm doing!"

...well played Jayda. Well played.


I opened my eyes early one morning and was greeted by Jayda staring at me.
Cori: "What are you doing? Why are you out of bed?"

Jayda: "Mom. Get up. It's a beautiful day!"

Cori: "Jayda-go back to bed. It's too early to be up."
Jayda: "No it's not mom. It's a beautiful day. Get up. IT'S TIME TO GET ORGANIZED (she yells)."
Cori: "Get organized for what?"

Jayda: "The day. I am the woman."

Cori: "You are what woman?
Jayda: "I am the woman that is going to change your life!"

...Is Jayda watching self help tapes instead of Yo Gabba Gabba??? She cracks me up!


Erin said...

love it! you should send some of these into the magazines for free subscriptions.

Stephie said...

she is absolutely hilarious! you should write a book! Dakota's little sister can play Jayda in the movie version.